Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Cripples are lame.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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