- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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