- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

womans having rights.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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