- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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