A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What is cowboy say

thumb_up thumb_down -34

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's white and black? Color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Atheism

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

thumb_up thumb_down -36

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

thumb_up thumb_down -36

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops