whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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