So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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