Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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stinky boner

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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