Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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a man checks his mypsace

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Gay rights.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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