Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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