- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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