- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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