- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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