A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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