- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A penis walks into a bar..

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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