- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Knock knock.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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