- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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