- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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