- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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