- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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