why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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