- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Connor is homo

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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