If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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