- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

womens rights.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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