Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Massie is a fatass

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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