Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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