A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Anti Joke

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