- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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