Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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