How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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