Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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