In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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