- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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