Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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