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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

i'm hard

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

roses are red poo is poo

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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