- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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