- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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