God is real.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Women's rights

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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