What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

The child was fired from his job.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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