- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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