Boner

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Small Penis.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Justin Bieber.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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