how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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woman's rights

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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