- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

binladin walks into the american seals

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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