Here come the elephants over the hill!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Anti Joke

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