There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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