what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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