whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Once upon a time a was born

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Anti Joke

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