- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?