- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??