- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

irish man drinking john smiths

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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