- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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