It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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