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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What's funnier than 24? 25

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Phew... it's gone.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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