What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Jordan is pregant

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Anti Joke

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