- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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