A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

race-car = rac-ecar

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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