- Anti Joke

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.