Apple hates Blackberry.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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