- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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