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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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