How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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All of these jokes are about white people

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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