- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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