What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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A gay man watches football.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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