Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock knock It's open, come in

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

13 =B you just learned something

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

i wonder who made this website? a human

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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