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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A gay man watches football.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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