- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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