- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Men's rights

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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