- Anti Joke

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

You're so sweet I have diabetes