- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

If life gives you lemonade.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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