whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Yellow People !!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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