- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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