Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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