- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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