What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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