- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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