- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Blacks

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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