Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

A black man walks out of a police station

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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