a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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