- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

your life

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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