- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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