- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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