How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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