In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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time to spruce up!

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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