How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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