- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Hello.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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