- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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