- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Im taking a shit right now.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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