Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Anti Joke

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