-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Peas

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Weaner

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Boxing on Boxing Day

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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