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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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