God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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