A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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wenis

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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