- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A American seeking into mexico

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Matt is a Duster!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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