- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Knock knock. Its open.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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