- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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