- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a black man pays his child support

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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