- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Matt is a Duster!

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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