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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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