- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Good job, son.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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