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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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