- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

One time i was sitting down

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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