- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Jimmy Saville

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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