What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Indians

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Anti Joke

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