- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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