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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The child was fired from his job.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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