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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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