- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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