- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Dislike if you are a prostitute

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

womens rights

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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