What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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