- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Golf.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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