Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Knock Knock.

What do you call a black man? Rob

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...