A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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