What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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womens rights

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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hi

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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