- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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