- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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