- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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