I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

GOODBYE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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