- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Go away still nothing to see

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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