- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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