How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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