- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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