Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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