Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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