- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

quantum physics?

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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