How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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