knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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