- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Black people having a Job.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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