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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

can you pass the soap?

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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