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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

where's mom I killed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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