- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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