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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What? Huh?

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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