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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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