I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Wanna hear a joke? no

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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