- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

All of these jokes are about white people

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

sky silverstein

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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