- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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