- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Yellow People !!

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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