- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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