How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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A man goes to the potty.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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