- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A blind man walks into a library.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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