- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Knock knock. Its open.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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