- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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