- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

hola said the chinese man

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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