- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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