In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...