- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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