knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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jews

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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