Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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