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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

I have a really funny joke.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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