A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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haha black people :D

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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