Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A man penetrates another man.

this website even though its hilarious.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What page are you on The gay page.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Anti Joke

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