- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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