- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Knock knock knock OCD

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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