That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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