roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's brown an sticky Shit

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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