- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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