- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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