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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

How old are you? 7

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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