- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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