- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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