- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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