- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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