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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

the WNBA.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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