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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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