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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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