- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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