- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

My cat just died.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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