Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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