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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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