hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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