What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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