- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

haha black people :D

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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