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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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