- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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