To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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