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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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