A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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You are joking right?

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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jews

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Alchohol.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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