I'm so punny.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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