Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Anti Joke

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