Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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