- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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