How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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