- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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