why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

i found waldo.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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