- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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