Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Weaner

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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