Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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