- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

an emo girl walked into a white room

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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