- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

hi penis ham telephone

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

I'm so punny.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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