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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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