- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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