Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

i saw amango it splootered

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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