2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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