- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What do we call Osama? Osama

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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