- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

you will like this because i am black.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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