why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

12 in general

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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