Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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knock knock? come in

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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