- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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