what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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