What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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