So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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womens rights

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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XD Jackass.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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