- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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