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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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