- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

no rasist joks

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??