How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Anti Joke

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