- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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