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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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