What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Hello.

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