- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Jimmy Saville

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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