- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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