WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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