a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Ross.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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God is real.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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