What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Jimmy Saville

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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