- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

autistic kids rock

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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