How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Anti Joke

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