- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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