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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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