- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and slow Grass.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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