How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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