A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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