- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Hej Erik och Leo!!

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